WOMAN & MAN

The difference between Men and Women:
*) A man will pay $2 for $1 item he want.
A woman will pay $1 for $2 item that she doesnt want

*) A woman get worries about future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about future until he gets a wife.

*) A successful man is one who makes money more than his wife spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such man.

*) To be happy with man you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with woman you must love her alot and not try to understand her at all.

*) Married man live longer than single man (many scientists said).
But in fact (in news paper), married man plenty of them are willing to die than single man.

*) A woman marries man and expecting he will change one day, but he doesnt (bad habit, get better job).
A man marries woman and expecting she wont change and she does (body and face).

*) A woman has the last word in any argument.
A man say something, that is the beginning of new argument.

*) A man mostly forget the birthday of his wife and his children, but never forget to say it's suppose a surprise after his wife remind him .
A woman always remember everybody birthday, but mostly forget to cook for their birthday (no time, save money).

*) There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman; before marriage and after marriage.