America VS Malaysia

US: We have mocha
MY: We have "NesLo"

US: We have cappucino
MY: We have teh tarik

US: We have pancake
MY: We have roticanai

US: We have the Golden Gate
MY: We have the Penang Bridge

US: We have "Star Spangled Banner"
MY: We have "Jalur Gemilang"

US: Damn it! What do you have that we don't?
MY: We still have our TwinTOWERS! You've lost yours.

US: &*^$%^&()*&%$&n bsp