Chinese & Spielberg

Suatu malam di Amerika, seorang pria China masuk ke sebuah bar dan melihat sutradara kondang Steven Spielberg (sutradara Titanic dan Jurassic Park).
Dengan hati gembira, dia bergegas menghampiri untuk minta tanda tangan.
Sayang, bukan tanda tangan yang didapat, Spielberg malah menamparnya dan berkata, "Kalian orang Chinese, mengebom Pearl Harbour, enyah dari sini."
Spontan pria itu menjawab, "Bukan Chinese yang mengebom Pearl Harbour, tapi Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, kalian sama saja" ujar Spielberg.
Merasa dongkol atas perlakuan tadi, dia balas menampar Spielberg dan berseru, "Kamu yang menenggelamkan Titanic, kakek moyang saya ada dikapal itu!"
Terkejut, Spielberg menjawab, "Iceberg (gunung es) yang menenggelamkan kapal itu, bukan saya!"
Pria China itu lalu berkata dengan kalem, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, kalian semua sama saja…"
(Humor ini memenangkan award sebagai "the best joke" dalam sebuah kompetisi di Inggris)

Translation in English:
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
(This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )