Two Assholes

JUST FOR LAUGHS ...........THE TWO ASSHOLES
Ahmad died in a fire and his body was so badly burnt that the morgue needed someone to identify the body.
They called up his two best friends, Ah Beng and Muthu.
Ah Beng went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Ah Beng said, "Wah,he's very barbecued like 'char siu'. Please roll him over, and I will tell you whether if he's my friend Ahmad or not."

The mortician rolled the body over and Ah Beng looked at his ass and immediately said, "No-lah, that isn't Ahmad."
The mortician was puzzled but didn't say anything.

He then went and got Muthu to inspect the body. Muthu looked closely and said,"Yes, it is true he's burnt very badly, but roll him over and I'll see if he's my friend Ahmad."

Again the mortician rolled the body over and Muthu looked down at the ass and said,"Oh thank goodness, this is not Ahmad!!"

The mortician was extremely puzzled, and unable to stand it any longer, he asked,"Okay, you have to tell me now - how can you and Ah Beng tell whether it is Ahmad just by looking at the ass?"

Muthu replied, "It's simple really. Well you see, Ahmad had two assholes!"

"What?!!" the mortician said with disbelief, "He had two assholes?!!"

"Oh yes! Everyone in Penang Road knows this because everytime the three of us go out, people always say, "Here comes Ahmad with the two assholes."