Singaporean Life????

Hai Ya (Sigh!) ....it's never easy to be s'poreans.... Just take a look at the > below passage, humorous but that's reality!

I am Ong Ah Bee living in Kampong Chai Chee
Life used to be simple and HAPPY
I worked hard in my STUDIES
I learned A-B-C, and everything from 1, 2, and 3.
Primary school was quite easy I passed PSLE.

Then I went to SECONDARY.
The subjects include HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY Physics, Biology and CHEMISTRY.
After O levels I went to JC
I was quite LUCKY.

This is a small humid tropical COUNTRY Surrounded by unknown potential ENEMIES.
Boys turned 18 must go to ARMY. After that we must continue our Studies.
The girls can just sit back, relax, and watch TV.
They come to this world only to "Chia Liao Bi"

No one lives on free meals or depends on CHARITY.
I had no money to go to University or Poly.
So I went to work at a FACTORY. Trying to earn a little lousy SALARY.
After CPF and INCOME TAX, I have just enough money to buy ROTI and ride in MRT.

Colleagues at work used to be FRIENDLY.
Always treat me to tea and COFFEE
Somehow they turned FISHY Passing bad remarks about me Telling everybody I am LAZY.

My bosses show me no SYMPATHY Mumbling over my shoulder daily : "HURRY, HURRY and
HURRY !"
Accusing me of always trying to get MC.
But my sickness was due to over stretch OT
Going home after midnight by TAXI and They pay me only bus fee

I Park-Tor and became STEADY Finally had to MARRY
I lost money holding Wedding Dinner PARTY Cheeky friends donating only cheap PANTY

After marriage, nothing was EASY
In one year, I became DADDY
I can't support my family and our BABY
Being tied down for life to repay HDB and rising monthly utilities to PUB
My bank account has NO MONEY
POSB balance is almost EMPTY
DBS wants to charge me EXTRA FEE Insisting that "Nothing is FREE!"
So I moonlight as KARANG GUNI

Many times I want to jump into the sea to MATI
But that is not EASY.
My wife cries: "Who is going to support me and our BABY?"
So I can't MATI .

I went to seek assistance from the MP His reply was simple and easy:
"Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me". He never tell me any convincing Policy.

My dear friends, can you pls help Ong Ah Bee

Reg

kc