Anti Stress Medicine: Eleven Things Learned from Noah's Ark

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Eleven Things Learned from Noah's Ark

>>>One
>>>Don't miss the boat.
>>>
>>>Two
>>>Remember that we are all in the same boat.
>>>
>>>Three
>>>Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built
>>>the Ark.
>>>
>>>Four
>>>Stay fit. When you're 600 years old,
>>>someone may ask you to do something really
>>>big.
>>>
>>>Five
>>>Don't listen to critics;
>>>just get on with the job that needs to be done.
>>>
>>>Six
>>>Build your future on high ground.
>>>
>>>Seven
>>>For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
>>>
>>>Eight
>>>Speed isn't always an advantage.
>>>The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
>>>
>>>Nine
>>>When you're stressed, float a while.
>>>
>>>Ten
>>>Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs;
>>>the Titanic by professionals.
>>>
>>>Eleven
>>>No matter the storm, when you are with G~d,
>>>there's always a rainbow waiting.

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