KISS

At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor was about to deliver his speech when his wife,who was sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled onit.

A guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife has sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She must love you very much.

"The speaker replied, "You don't know my wife.
The letters stand for "Keep It Short, Stupid."