Fase Cinta

Sebelum Tidur :
6 weeks: selamat bobo sayang, mimpi indah ya, mmmuach.
6 months: tolong matiin lampunya, silau nih.
6 years : besok kita beli selimut 1 lagi ya biar nggarebutan gini.

Pake Toilet:
6 weeks : ngga apa2, kamu duluan deh, aku ngga buru2 koq.
6 months: masih lama ngga nih?
6 years : brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu digedor), kalo mau tapa di gunung kawi sono!

Ngajarin Nyetir:
6 weeks : hati2 say, injek kopling dulu baru masukin perseneling ya
6 months: pelan2 dong lepas koplingnya.
6 years : pantesan sering ke bengkel, masukin persenelingnya aja kayak gini!

Balesin SMS:
6 weeks: iya sayang, bentar lagi nyampe rumah koq, aku beli martabak kesukaanmu dulu ya
6 months: mct bgt di jln nih
6 years : ok.

Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : I'm BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Hadiah (ulang tahun):
6 weeks : Sayangku, kuharap kau menyukai cincin yang kubeli
6 months : Aku membeli lukisan, nampaknya cocok dengan suasana ruang tengah
6 years : Nih duitnya, loe beli sendiri deh yang loe mau

Telepon:
6 weeks : Baby, ada yang pengen bicara ama kamu ditelpon
6 months : Eh...ini buat kamu nih...
6 years : WOOIII TELPON BUNYI TUUUHHH....

Masakan:
6 weeks : Wah, tak kusangka rasa makanan ini begitu lezaattt...!!!
6 months : Kita makan apa malam ini??
6 years : HAH? MAKANAN INI LAGI?

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, I'll never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

Baju baru:
6 weeks : Duhai kasihku, kamu seperti bidadari dengan pakaian itu
6 months : Lho, kamu beli baju baru lagi?
6 years : BELI BAJU ITU HABIS BERAPA??

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anyway you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

(sumber: milis ISM)