Important Men in a Woman's Life

The Doctor	- who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

The Dentist	- who tells her to "open wide."

The Milkman	- who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

The Hairdresser	- who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

The Interior Designer	- who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

The Banker	- who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

The Primal Hunter	- who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"