Important Men in a Woman's Life
The Doctor | - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." |
The Dentist | - who tells her to "open wide." |
The Milkman | - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" |
The Hairdresser | - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" |
The Interior Designer | - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" |
The Banker | - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" |
The Primal Hunter | - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" |
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