Leaders' Jokes....

Estrada (bekas Presiden Philipina-mantan aktor)
Teacher: Estrada what is your favourite flower?
Estrada (6yrs old): CHRYSANTHEMUM
Teacher: Wow tats good, its wonderful flower. Amazing u so young know this kind of flower, so can u spell it?
Estrada: Humm C...H...R....ups (dunno), ehm I change my mind sir. My favourite flower actually ROSE :)

Bill Clinton (bekas presiden USA)
One day Clinton and Gorbachev visit president of Mexico, so as country man, they are invited to the President palace.
During gala dinner, the servant ask them for welcome drink one by one: To President of Mexico:"Le Tequila? Answer:" Oui"(yes)
To Gorbachev:"Le Vodka?" Answer: "Oui"
To Clinton:"Le Whin..sky? Answer:"Hey dun mentioned tat name, God damn it"
Servant" Sorry senor?????"

George Bush (presiden USA)
Journalist (who testing Bush about country knowledge):Sir, What do you think of English man?"
Bush : British who cant swim across the strait.
Journalist: And how about Americans?"
Bush: British who able to cross the strait and a winner (very proud)"
Journalist: And how about Irish?
Bush: British who dunno how to wear pants.


(From JahJa Saputra, Arema, 9 June 2006)