Good Man!

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, " If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead ? "
" No, I had to stop drinking years ago ," the homeless man replied.
" Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food? " I asked.
" No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. " I need everything I can get just to stay alive. "

" Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" I asked.
" Are you NUTS ?! " replied the homeless man. " I haven't played golf in 20 years! "
" Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food? " I asked.
" What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks? " exclaimed the homeless man.
" Well, I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife. "

The homeless man was astounded." Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that ? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting. "

" That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like when he gives up beer, gambling, golf and sex. "