Honeymooners...

Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins. Years passed, and it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable "leng chais" (handsome guys).

They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
As 'concerned' parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them......" Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity...you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences".



So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine. They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. "Ah! here it is!", exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY" Mr. & Mrs. Ng were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the neswpaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP". Mr. & Mrs. Ng jumped in joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was "SINGAPORE AIRLINES". Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. "Ah! Here it is!" Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish ...THUMP!!!...she fell off her chair. The motto was ..."7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP".


VERSI MELAYU
Kisah 4 Pengantin Baru
Mak Minah dan Pak Mat ada 4 orang anak perempuan yang sangat disayangi iaitu Siti, Seri, Murni dan Suri. Satu hari mereka berpakat utk kawinkan anak2 ni serentak. Selepas selamat diijabkabulkan, ke-empat2 anak tu pun bercadang untuk pegi honeymoon. Siti pegi honeymoon ke PulauLangkawi, Seri ke Pulau Tioman, Murni ke Pulau Kapas dan Suri ke Pulau Pangkor. Sebelum pegi Mak Minah dan Pak Mat berpesan, "nanti jagan lupe hantar berita pada mak dan ayah. Ceritekan macam mane honeymoon ko rang. Tak payah tulis panjang2, pakai kode iklan aja dah cukup. Ringkas, padat dan cepat", panjang lebar MakMinah memberi arahan pada anak2nya.

Seminggu lepas tu depa terimalah surat dari Siti yang bertulis 'Standard Chartered'. Tercari2lah kedua suami ister ini iklan Standard Chartered dan bila jumpa tersenyum le kedua2nya membaca iklan yang bertulis "Besar, teguh dan peramah"..
Bahagialah Si Siti rupanya..

Esoknya terima pula surat Seri yang bertulis 'Nescafe'. Carilah iklan Nescafe dan tersenyum lagi keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis "Nikmatnya hingga ke titisan yang terakhir" . Bahagialah Si Seri rupanya...

Selang beberapa hari kemudian, tiba pula surat Murni bertulis KFC'. Carilah iklan KFC dan tersenyum keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Hingga Menjilat Jari'...Bahagialah Si Murni rupanya...

Seminggu berlalu, tiada surat dari Suri, Mak Minah dan PakMat dah risau. Dua Minggu... tak ada jugak..masuk minggu ketiga baru sampai surat dari Suri dengan isi kandungannya "AIR ASIA". Bergegas le Mak Minah cari iklan penerbangan tu sebab tak sabar nak tau apa yang jadi kat anak bongsunya. Bila dibaca. Mak Minah dan Pak Mat terkulat2 tak tau nak senyum atau menangis.. Apa motto iklan itu...??
"7 KALI SEMINGGU..3 JAM SEKALI.. NON-STOP...