Divorce

Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer's
office one Monday morning. "I want you to begin divorce
proceedings," she announced.

The lawyer was aghast. When he regained his composure, he said,
"Mrs. Hatcher, you and your husband have been married for over
seventy years. What in the world could have happened to make
you want to get divorced at this stage in your life?"

Mrs. Hatcher looked him squarely in the eye. She cleared her
throat and said, "We wanted to wait until all the children were
dead."